Count from 1000
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Who will be number 1? @_@
Submitted By Ratchet on 12/07/05
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This game is pretty simple.
Count from 1000, the goal is to be number one.
As most forum games, there is a hall of fame.
Hall of Fame:
900th:
800th:
700th:
600th
500th:
400th:
300th:
200th:
100th:
1st:
GO!
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» Reply to CommentNo hall of fame for the 1000th? :(
PanzerAce
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/07/05 - 21:04 GMT
1000!!!
» Reply to CommentBecause I said it in the post already... @_@
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Who are you?
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Isn't this just 1000th comment wins?...
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994...
This is getting old VERY quickly...
This is getting old VERY quickly...
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(I have an idea: count from 1000000)
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PICK ME!!!! PUCK ME!!! ~
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Nah its different. It was going to be count from a million, but the lag would hurt.
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THIS IS SO SLOW
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Count from 100 would be too easy. : /
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What exactly is the point of this game apart from demonstrating we can all count backwards from 1000 and are therefore over six years old? ><
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MAYBE I SKIP ONE?
>:D
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>:D
984 ;)
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...
-_-
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982 : P.
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981.
Don't ban by username, and doing it THIS way leaves a bit of lag time and I can read the HTML.
PS: I'm just a little bit mad.
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Indeed, RatChet. Please remove all my scripting from your post. I never authorised you to ban Yoshi and Ender using my script.
@ Ender: For once, I condone using a puppet account. :P
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that seem fairly unethical ratchet.
1!!! I win!!! hide the post!!!
1!!! I win!!! hide the post!!!
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I can ban you from your own post now Ratchet, you know that right?
» Reply to CommentGet the message, don't comment here Ender. -_-
You forgot a part of the script, so you can't. :D
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» Reply to CommentRe: Get the message, don't comment here Ender. -_-
There will be no banning by either of you. It's a dangerous script when used carelessly, and neither of you have been authorised to use it.
I wrote it to ban spammers and NetDisaster users from Plexpedia posts, not to resolve bickering between two players, show a bit of respect.
I would have obfuscated my code if I knew it would be used like this...
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I wrote it to ban spammers and NetDisaster users from Plexpedia posts, not to resolve bickering between two players, show a bit of respect.
I would have obfuscated my code if I knew it would be used like this...
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We're now 2.7% done. XD
We're now 2.7% done. XD
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That percentage thing has just given me an idea... I could make a script that automatically calculates the percentage of how far we're in, and writes it into your post or into an alert box!
It would, of course, be based off the number of comments on the post, which means if someone skipped a number, the percentage would no longer be accurate, but so long as we stick to the game's rules, my script could easily just count the number of comments on this post, and then calculate a percentage of how far we're into the game, based on that. How does that sound?
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It would, of course, be based off the number of comments on the post, which means if someone skipped a number, the percentage would no longer be accurate, but so long as we stick to the game's rules, my script could easily just count the number of comments on this post, and then calculate a percentage of how far we're into the game, based on that. How does that sound?
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Sounds cool. 8-D
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If I stay away from this post then you must stay away from a post I make that I say you must stay away from.
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Sounds good!
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Don't you start that...
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Here, paste this code into your post, and the percentage calculation script will work.
<div id="writetexthere"> </div>
It's like an anchor into your post. Once you've added it to your post, my script will be able to access that division and modify it, allowing it to inject text into your post, so that your post will display the percentage, comment count, etc.
I could just directly modify your post to inject the text into it, but that's not very honest, so I prefer just giving you an anchor that will be accessed by my script once you've put it into your post.
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:( can this be sped up?
764!
764!
:( can this be sped up?
764!
764!
» Reply to Comment-______________________________________________________________-
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Aren't you going to put the code in your post?
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Obviously not :/
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» Reply to CommentX.x What goes in the "writetexthere" slot? >~<
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Oh, I don't know... Maybe... What I said goes in there?...
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What, don't you know how to read a comment, Ratchet?
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» Reply to CommentWorks now, :D
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I updated the script. It now also displays who the last commentor was.
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» Reply to CommentStay off my thread Yoshi. -_-
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» Reply to CommentDon't flag unspammy comments, Ratchet.
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» Reply to CommentHe aparently didn't get the message when I banned him from my thread.
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» Reply to CommentDon't re-flag unspammy comments when a moderator unflags them
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» Reply to CommentIts spam when its not wanted. :/
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» Reply to CommentRe: Its spam when its not wanted. :/
What don't you understand about stop flagging that comment? It's not spam at all, he is playing your forum game. And now I have to clean up after you.
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» Reply to CommentI only flagged it twice. I don't want him on this thread.
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» Reply to CommentWhen did you ban me from this thread? Do you have the authority to?
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GET. OFF. MY. THREAD. NOW.
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» Reply to CommentGET OFF
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» Reply to CommentRatchet, no one cares about your stupid needs and grudges
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» Reply to CommentPocketn00b, no one cares what you say
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That is it, Ratchet. I have already warned you four times now about unauthorized use of the banning Javascript.
You don't have the authority to ban anyone because of your pathetic little rants and grudges, and you certainly don't have the authority to use other peoples' scripts when they have made it crystal clear they don't want you using them.
I've already given you ample oportunity to speak with me or one of the other mods about your "problems" here on HA, and you've done nothing but spit in my face.
This is your last chance. If you remove the banning scripts from your post now, you won't get into trouble. However, if you continue to have PocketMAD and Yoshi banned from this thread, you will be banned from HA altogether. The choice is yours.
» Reply to CommentAnd the crowd said "amen"
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» Reply to CommentAre you really so stupid you can't read? GET OFF MY THREAD
Pockettroll, Yoshi, Panny
Play a different game and get off of all of my threads.
NOW
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GET.
THE.
FRICK.
OFF.
MY.
THREAD.
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Lol, you are actually using a Javascript alert box to drive us away?
What's more, why don't you just do a normal alert
<script type="text/javascript"> alert("Go away"); </script>
instead of using your complicated alert system which actually implants cookies onto all of our computers? (you didn't even make that script yourself)
I am working on removing that alert script from your post. If I cannot remove the script, I will simply remove the post. I don't appreciate you implanting cookies onto our computers with a script which you don't even understand.
» Reply to CommentI didn't know about the cookies... @_@
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I came here and saw this:

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Glad to see it works on Icrap also. :)
(Did you read the comment above mine?
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What is Icrap?
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You've done it Ratchet! :)
Due to your trolling use of Javascript alert boxes on this thread "go away panny, pocketn00b, yoshi", I have requested a forum ban to be placed on you.
I've seen how you've trolled all our users on this forum for months now, with comments like "punches oaky in the face", "pocketn00b, get off my thread -___-", etc.
And you know what? I'm not standing for this any longer! You have no right to troll and bully the people whom you have a grudge against on this forum, and hopefully this ban will teach you a lesson.
The ban will be enforced as soon as I have obtained PointyBagels' approval. Enjoy your last few hours on this forum!
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Ratchet is gonna be banned?
:(
Mean forum. Mean pancakes.
Just because someone used javascript instead of something else doesn't mean he should be banned.
And just because I said thais doesn't mean I should be banned.
Now you know why People are making their own HAs.
» Reply to Comment*claps*
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:)
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I understand that he's doing stuff that he is not but I see no reason for a ban.
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