Marsy Jokes!!!
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Share your Jokes HERE!!!
Submitted By cheezburger on 09/11/22
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This Document originally posted in the "Mars Explorer" Group

Do you gots some humor thats Mars Related??  Well Show off your jokes here in the MARSY JOKES!!  
 
RULES!
 
1. must be a related to the Mars.
 
and ya thats it!!!
 
heres mine!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I found a reliable master server.  Its very reliable.   So reliable, you will be amazed!!!  (scroll down)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
HAHAHAAH!!!!  
 
 
 
Now its YOUR TURN!!!

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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
4 days - 10,025v
Posted 2009/11/22 - 20:44 GMT
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
1 week - 20,293v
Posted 2009/11/22 - 20:44 GMT
Lol!
 
Server, there's a buggy in my 'cano flavored ice cream!
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
1 day - 3,527v
Posted 2009/11/23 - 0:43 GMT
yum
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
5 hours - 505v
Posted 2009/11/23 - 16:27 GMT
Q. Why was the thirsty alien hanging around the computer?

A. He was looking for the space bar.


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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
1 week - 14,192v
Posted 2009/11/23 - 19:23 GMT
This is what HA is for... BUT THIS IS GREAT! So, for the sake of the post, here...
 
 
 
 
 
DIE MARSIANS! DIEEEE!
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Most of you won't see this... tee-hee!
3 days - 9,444v
Posted 2009/11/24 - 2:06 GMT
 
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Re: Most of you won't see this... tee-hee!
2 hours - 178v
Posted 2009/12/05 - 20:53 GMT
whst is it?  I dont see it
 
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Re: Most of you won't see this... tee-hee!
3 days - 9,444v
Posted Mar 11th - 1:23 GMT
Exactly!
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
3 days - 11,764v
Posted 2009/12/04 - 22:58 GMT
HEY EVERYBODY!! I GOT A NEW LASER DESIGN!!!  (scrool down)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
HAHAHA!!!! no seriously, this sailboat is called a laser.  its one of the most capsizeable sailboats there are!! (oops accually it isnt.  i lied!  :P  thanks to other more experienced sailors. it is supa stable.  :P)
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
1 week - 25,332v
Posted Mar 10th - 1:49 GMT
i disagree whit this statement cheez, as i happen to sail one of these boats, and it is a stable boat(well depending if you know how to sail in the first place that is :P)
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
1 day - 4,579v
Posted Mar 10th - 2:00 GMT
Well, it's not a catamaran.
 
You have to try pretty hard to flip one of them, but if you do, it's pretty fun trying to get it back up :)
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
3 days - 11,764v
Posted Mar 13th - 2:44 GMT
oops mah bad  :P  just goes to show how much i know.  :P:P:P:P:P:P:P
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
3 hours - 447v
Posted Mar 21st - 19:50 GMT
Cheez, I sail the Laser, it is one of the more stable boats I have sailed, the least stable boat would be the Pram, AKA, the Bathtub (we call it that at the sailing center since it easily becomes neutrally buoyant).
 
Joke:  What is Blue, Black, and Red all over...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Aparrently Nicole's Buggy!!!  Yes this was probably a bad joke, but hey, I tried.
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
1 day - 3,544v
Posted 2009/12/05 - 14:01 GMT
Yo mama's so fat the launch canno blasted her down
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
4 days - 10,025v
Posted 2009/12/05 - 14:24 GMT
LOL ELFMAN!
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
2 hours - 178v
Posted 2009/12/05 - 20:56 GMT
not exactly a joke but it is funny-and it really happened!!  I was playing 2.11 preview, and I wondered what happended to my bots, so I reset and I found them all huddling together in a pile next to the start point!!
 
I was playing in 2.1 as jet, and I wondered where the bots were.  Then I fell off the planet and:
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
1 day - 5,793v
Posted 2009/12/05 - 22:02 GMT

EPIC  BOT  FAIL!!!

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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
4 hours - 527v
Posted May 11th - 1:36 GMT
howd u do that font?
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
3 hours - 414v
Posted Mar 10th - 1:19 GMT
um.................................
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
6 hours - 786v
Posted Mar 10th - 2:49 GMT
That was photoshopped...
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
1 day - 4,579v
Posted Mar 10th - 2:57 GMT
it's a JOKE, get it? a JOKE.
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
3 hours - 414v
Posted Mar 10th - 20:55 GMT
well, it wasn't PHOTOSHOPPED... it was iPhoto'd.As I said...
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
6 hours - 786v
Posted Mar 12th - 16:43 GMT
LOL!!!!!
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
2 days - 7,144v
Posted Mar 11th - 2:00 GMT
Bam
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
3 hours - 414v
Posted Mar 11th - 21:21 GMT
What Is Bamming?
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
3 hours - 387v
Posted Mar 12th - 9:48 GMT
the sqwl is sooo cute but i dont c them im in aus we dont have sqwls or badgers or any of that here
 
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
20 hours - 2,482v
Posted Mar 12th - 18:33 GMT
Sausagesauce, bamming is when you say BAM at the bttom of a thread to bring it back to the first page.
 
Mustanglover, it's actually called and spelt squirrel, but icanhascheezburger never uses the right pronunciation.
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
6 days - 14,393v
Posted Mar 12th - 21:18 GMT
Ummm I don't think Im a buggy do you? xP
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
5 hours - 252v
Posted Mar 13th - 1:01 GMT
BBBBBBBAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
4 hours - 527v
Posted May 11th - 1:41 GMT
BAM
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
3 hours - 414v
Posted Mar 13th - 13:02 GMT
ahahahahahaha ARE you driving a buggy?
Hey Did You Press space for the wings to go out?
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
3 hours - 414v
Posted Mar 18th - 22:35 GMT
Dude You should unhide this
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
3 hours - 414v
Posted Mar 20th - 21:42 GMT
oooh he did
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
1 week - 15,250v
Posted Mar 22nd - 21:25 GMT
Is there Life on Mars?
 
 
courtesy www.ahajokes.com
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
8 hours - 802v
Posted May 3rd - 13:16 GMT
how uplaod pictures?please try to tell me.OK?
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
2 weeks - 32,767v
Posted May 3rd - 14:26 GMT
It's chock full of information that will help guide you along on the forum, and game!
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
1 day - 3,033v
Posted May 3rd - 14:00 GMT
Click the Insert/Edit Image icon:
 
Then click Choose File:
And viola!
 
Christian4Mac
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
8 hours - 1,002v
Posted May 4th - 1:42 GMT
Testing the race buggy...
BY FALLING! (off the test planet)
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
5 hours - 910v
Posted May 4th - 1:59 GMT
very funny post.... QUITE off topic however.. im surprised its still up! xD quite the sqirrel... and quite the server..... i didnt care to look at the others xD take care cheez xD
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
1 day - 2,880v
Posted May 5th - 20:06 GMT
Yes, I agree, it's sorta off topic, but IZ FUN! Hmm, I have one. It's a story, really
 
Shutup and Trouble are brothers. They go out for a walk together in the park, and trouble gets lost. So after searching around, shutup is frustrated and starts yelling for his brother. At this point, a cop comes up and says, ''What's the matter kid?'' Then shutup says ''I've lost my brother.'' So the cop says ''I'll get someone on it. What's your name kid?'' Shutup responds ''Shutup.'' The cop says ''Listen kid, just tell me your name.'' ''Shutup!'' Cmon kid, just tell me your NAME!'' says the cop. Shutup finally yells ''SHUTUP!''  
After a pause, the cops says ''Kid, are you looking for trouble?'' Finally, the kid says ''YES!''
 
Funny? lolz I copied it from a word doc I typed up, that's why it's white.
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
1 hour - 188v
Posted May 10th - 0:36 GMT
THis is off topic of mars explorer. it should be at HA or another comical website. Please keep game topics on the forums, not rediculous chatter. ;) im not trying to be mean, simply that this is out of place..... -_-
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
1 week - 20,293v
Posted May 10th - 23:10 GMT
In reference to this post, this is being unhidden. I believe the current "Goof post" count is around 1 as Corrupt a Wish has moved to HA, Guess Who has been hidden due to lag and is waiting for post renewal by Glast, and the Quotes post is currently up. Therefore, BAM!
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
1 hour - 96v
Posted May 11th - 0:25 GMT
yeah this is off topic, but I have to admit it's funny :) try submitting it to humor america instead ;)
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
1 week - 20,293v
Posted May 11th - 0:43 GMT
Again, the mods have discussed it, and I believe we've reached a consensus of around 3-5 goof posts at one time. As far as I know, this is the 2nd up at the moment.
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
4 hours - 527v
Posted May 11th - 1:39 GMT
U HURT MY FEELINGS!
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
4 hours - 527v
Posted May 11th - 1:40 GMT
I WAS JUST TRYING TO TELL JOKES YOU ****
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
1 week - 20,293v
Posted May 11th - 1:41 GMT
Please keep your jokes mars related, and preferrably G rated.
 
EDIT: And you can keep your jokes in one comment too.
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
5 hours - 464v
Posted May 11th - 22:13 GMT
heres one:
fail...
weird im off planet but i can switch vehicle...
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
1 day - 2,880v
Posted May 12th - 0:00 GMT
Ok laser, I understand, and I did miss the instructions. However one slight mis-step isn't much of an issue. IF you would like, I could edit my post. Otherwise...
 
Happy joking!
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Re: Marsy Jokes!!!
1 day - 4,579v
Posted May 12th - 1:01 GMT
A comment has been hidden due to inappropriate conduct on the forum.  (I hope)


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