Marsy Jokes!!!
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Share your Jokes HERE!!!
Submitted By cheezburger on 09/11/22
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This Document originally posted in the "Mars Explorer" Group
Do you gots some humor thats Mars Related?? Well Show off your jokes here in the MARSY JOKES!!
RULES!
1. must be a related to the Mars.
and ya thats it!!!
heres mine!
I found a reliable master server. Its very reliable. So reliable, you will be amazed!!! (scroll down)

HAHAHAAH!!!!
Now its YOUR TURN!!!
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Lol!
Server, there's a buggy in my 'cano flavored ice cream!
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Q. Why was the thirsty alien hanging around the computer?
A. He was looking for the space bar.
A. He was looking for the space bar.
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This is what HA is for... BUT THIS IS GREAT! So, for the sake of the post, here...

» Reply to CommentMost of you won't see this... tee-hee!
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whst is it? I dont see it
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Exactly!
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HEY EVERYBODY!! I GOT A NEW LASER DESIGN!!! (scrool down)

HAHAHA!!!! no seriously, this sailboat is called a laser. its one of the most capsizeable sailboats there are!! (oops accually it isnt. i lied! :P thanks to other more experienced sailors. it is supa stable. :P)
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i disagree whit this statement cheez, as i happen to sail one of these boats, and it is a stable boat(well depending if you know how to sail in the first place that is :P)
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Well, it's not a catamaran.
You have to try pretty hard to flip one of them, but if you do, it's pretty fun trying to get it back up :)
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oops mah bad :P just goes to show how much i know. :P:P:P:P:P:P:P
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Cheez, I sail the Laser, it is one of the more stable boats I have sailed, the least stable boat would be the Pram, AKA, the Bathtub (we call it that at the sailing center since it easily becomes neutrally buoyant).
Joke: What is Blue, Black, and Red all over...

Aparrently Nicole's Buggy!!! Yes this was probably a bad joke, but hey, I tried.
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Yo mama's so fat the launch canno blasted her down
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LOL ELFMAN!
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EPIC BOT FAIL!!!
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howd u do that font?
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That was photoshopped...
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it's a JOKE, get it? a JOKE.
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well, it wasn't PHOTOSHOPPED... it was iPhoto'd.

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LOL!!!!!
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Bam
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What Is Bamming?
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the sqwl is sooo cute but i dont c them im in aus we dont have sqwls or badgers or any of that here
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Sausagesauce, bamming is when you say BAM at the bttom of a thread to bring it back to the first page.
Mustanglover, it's actually called and spelt squirrel, but icanhascheezburger never uses the right pronunciation.
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Ummm I don't think Im a buggy do you? xP

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BBBBBBBAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM
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ahahahahahaha ARE you driving a buggy?
Hey Did You Press space for the wings to go out?
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Dude You should unhide this
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oooh he did
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how uplaod pictures?please try to tell me.OK?
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May I interest you in The Unofficial Guide to All Things Marsxplr?
It's chock full of information that will help guide you along on the forum, and game!
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Click the Insert/Edit Image icon:

Then click Choose File:
And viola!Christian4Mac
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Testing the race buggy...

BY FALLING! (off the test planet)
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very funny post.... QUITE off topic however.. im surprised its still up! xD quite the sqirrel... and quite the server..... i didnt care to look at the others xD take care cheez xD
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Yes, I agree, it's sorta off topic, but IZ FUN! Hmm, I have one. It's a story, really
Shutup and Trouble are brothers. They go out for a walk together in the park, and trouble gets lost. So after searching around, shutup is frustrated and starts yelling for his brother. At this point, a cop comes up and says, ''What's the matter kid?'' Then shutup says ''I've lost my brother.'' So the cop says ''I'll get someone on it. What's your name kid?'' Shutup responds ''Shutup.'' The cop says ''Listen kid, just tell me your name.'' ''Shutup!'' Cmon kid, just tell me your NAME!'' says the cop. Shutup finally yells ''SHUTUP!''
After a pause, the cops says ''Kid, are you looking for trouble?'' Finally, the kid says ''YES!''
Funny? lolz I copied it from a word doc I typed up, that's why it's white.
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THis is off topic of mars explorer. it should be at HA or another comical website. Please keep game topics on the forums, not rediculous chatter. ;) im not trying to be mean, simply that this is out of place..... -_-
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In reference to this post, this is being unhidden. I believe the current "Goof post" count is around 1 as Corrupt a Wish has moved to HA, Guess Who has been hidden due to lag and is waiting for post renewal by Glast, and the Quotes post is currently up. Therefore, BAM!
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yeah this is off topic, but I have to admit it's funny :) try submitting it to humor america instead ;)
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Again, the mods have discussed it, and I believe we've reached a consensus of around 3-5 goof posts at one time. As far as I know, this is the 2nd up at the moment.
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U HURT MY FEELINGS!
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I WAS JUST TRYING TO TELL JOKES YOU ****
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Please keep your jokes mars related, and preferrably G rated.
EDIT: And you can keep your jokes in one comment too.
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heres one:
fail...
weird im off planet but i can switch vehicle...

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Ok laser, I understand, and I did miss the instructions. However one slight mis-step isn't much of an issue. IF you would like, I could edit my post. Otherwise...
Happy joking!
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