Aubrey Falconer - Girls are Evil. TRUE!

1 week - 32,756v

Posted 2010/07/23 - 3:34 GMT

Sorry. It ate my pic apparently -_- I'll get it fixed

(Bagels) (PB) (PointyBagels)

1 week - 22,845v

Posted 2010/07/23 - 15:57 GMT

Hmm.

This is true until you turn 13-14. :D

2 days - 9,168v

Posted 2010/07/24 - 7:39 GMT

It's always true, you just learn to live with it

1 week - 22,845v

Posted 2010/07/24 - 14:18 GMT

Meh. I guess. Depends on what kinda girls you meet. ;)

{CSM:OakyDragon.S1} ACC Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 32,756v

Posted 2010/07/24 - 14:36 GMT

Meh. I guess it depends how many times you get wacked in the head before you forget that they wacked yah in the head.~

6 days - 17,571v

Posted 2010/07/25 - 15:57 GMT

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(ACC) AlexNB (AlexNB)

2 days - 6,268v

Posted 2010/07/28 - 21:28 GMT

I think I found dis long ago. >.< Should've posted it. :P

{CSM} (Santashock) (Elfman)

1 week - 32,756v

Posted 2010/07/29 - 2:36 GMT

I had it on the old HA xD

1 day - 4,624v

Posted 2010/08/02 - 19:24 GMT

Lol, very funny...

Though I have to point out that the equation doesn't necessarily work. In step 1 it should be "girls = time + money". Step 2 holds true, but from step 3 onward you must now say that "girls = money + money", then "girls = 2(money)", then "girls/2 = [2(money)]/2". Therefore "1/2girl = money". Since you can't (or shouldn't) have half a girl, you must simplify back to "girls = 2(money)". Because maintaining a girlfriend requires twice the money you actually have, you unfortunately must conclude that it is impossible for you to have a girlfriend.

;) ZING!!!

{CSM} (Santashock) (Elfman)

1 day - 4,624v

Posted 2010/08/10 - 15:15 GMT

*AHEM*

Isn't someone going to tell me how :awesome: that was?

(Bagels) (PB) (PointyBagels)

2 days - 9,168v

Posted 2010/08/11 - 3:22 GMT

That was awesome.~

lol jk it is pretty awesome.

BodySnatcher (Ren467)

1 week - 16,363v

Posted 2010/08/19 - 14:05 GMT

Why on earth would I deny that I am evil? I mean that is a complement!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stryker

3 days - 16,532v

Posted 2010/09/06 - 2:49 GMT

................IT THE TRUTH!!!!

teriva

1 day - 4,750v

Posted 2010/09/09 - 5:01 GMT

yes, it IS a complement. that scares me.

The Geek (Geek377)

3 days - 10,147v

Posted 2010/09/12 - 18:41 GMT

Yes! Thank you!

Banana (star)

32 minutes - 60v

Posted 2010/09/15 - 15:54 GMT

look budy i am a girl so shut it

{CSM:OakyDragon.S1} ACC Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 32,756v

Posted 2010/09/15 - 22:30 GMT

1. Correct grammar and capitalization works wonders when attempting to defend yourself.

2. If you are taking anything on a site with the word "Humor" in its title seriously or personally, I recommend seeing a psychiatrist and getting some meds for your paranoia. xD

6 days - 17,571v

Posted 2010/09/16 - 2:03 GMT

LOL! Sorry about the poor grammar on my sister's part. She's 9 and she's working on it. (I know, right?) But this is a funny post!

{CSM:OakyDragon.S1} ACC Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 32,756v

Posted 2010/09/16 - 22:26 GMT

Ah, I knew there were two bananas roamin' about, couldn't remember which was your sis xD

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 26,046v

Posted 2011/02/24 - 17:49 GMT

Lol did you get this from Pointlesssites.com?

LOL. I did. :P C>

6 days - 17,571v

Posted 2011/02/25 - 21:30 GMT

Actually, money isn't the root of all evil, the love of money is. (Like making money a big thing, and always caring about money.)

Therefore, this statement is partially true.

Oaky

5 days - 17,763v

Posted 2011/02/25 - 21:43 GMT

As this is not necessarily true in some instances (I know some girls that aren't evil-I really dislike associating with those that aren't, I prefer to associate with intelligent evil people because that describes me too sometimes, and the assumption that "opposites attract" is very rare) I have made a different one:

About 1/2 of the people are stupid so I did it with people instead.

People=time+money

time=money

People=2(money)

(People)/2=money (half the people are worth more money than you need, assuming that the money you now spend is worth the starting point in this equation, or x = 0.)

So that proves it.

5 days - 17,918v

Posted 2011/03/07 - 6:09 GMT

If anyone were to look at this and take this seriously on a website like this has to get a girl...............................................................

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Math Tutor.

5 days - 17,763v

Posted 2011/03/07 - 14:39 GMT

"...has got to get a girl............Math Tutor."? What's THAT mean, huh?

5 days - 17,918v

Posted 2011/03/15 - 6:44 GMT

How about this:

Since Eve took the forbidden fruit, women are all evil. Lol.

(UPN) (CrimsonPhantom12)

1 week - 22,845v

Posted 2011/03/15 - 18:04 GMT

And the crowd said:

AMEN!

1 day - 3,305v

Posted 2011/03/31 - 21:59 GMT

A lot of girls are scheming against me, almost like they were trying to bethrown me...

5 days - 17,763v

Posted 2011/04/06 - 23:31 GMT

They like you.

(FAP)(SpekTyte)(Teku) (_InsertBetterNameHere_)

1 week - 22,845v

Posted 2011/04/07 - 15:39 GMT

Or they're double-bluffing him...

1 day - 2,223v

Posted 2011/04/21 - 23:01 GMT

You don't need an equation to prove this, just try hugging my sister.*

*IBNH enterprises is not responsible for any damages or bodily harm caused by performing the above action, including moderate to severe puncture wounds, physical or emotional scarring, broken limbs, broken bones, broken muscles, broken hearts, severe brain damage, fist marks, shoe marks, teeth marks, or possibly a slow and painful death. Hug at your own risk.

Sabbath (AJNcreature)

4 days - 7,055v

Posted 2011/04/22 - 16:13 GMT

i would say that you are all sexist pigs but its the truth >:)

《�☆φ◎☆LimeShock☆◎φ☆�》 (Mushyninja)

19 hours - 1,668v

Posted 2011/06/26 - 2:16 GMT

I would say that to but I won't.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 26,046v

Posted 2011/06/27 - 15:49 GMT

Oink Oink.

(TCC) ACC (pocketMAD)

2 days - 10,480v

Posted Jan 1st - 2:34 GMT

HAHA!

AbiPan Corporations (THEpancakes)

4 days - 21,448v

Posted Jan 1st - 15:35 GMT

*Ahem*, go away piggy, I'd like to present my own version of this equation. :P

Now, Girls=(Time+Money)/Boys

Since time=money, Girls=(Money+Money)/Boys

Next, money is all source of evil, therefore money=evil

Therefore, Girls=(Evil+Evil)/Boys
=2Evil/Boys

By this we can conclude that a girl is exceptionally evil at the start, but the more boyfriends they have, the less evil they get!

And the moral of the story is... Get a girlfriend, n00b. :P

*(He's in the begonias!)(I Got Swagger)* (ColonelChamberlain)

5 days - 17,763v

Posted Jan 1st - 21:52 GMT

But if we look at it another way, then time is the root of all evil. "The Devil makes work for idle hands".

"And" means "plus". ;)

3 days - 10,641v

Posted Jan 2nd - 1:49 GMT

.... Guys are evil! TRUE!

lol it would be so EASY to come up with a list of why guys are evil.

* Thinking *

I will make a list and come back to post it for you. >:P lol!

*(He's in the begonias!)(I Got Swagger)* (ColonelChamberlain)

5 days - 17,918v

Posted Jan 2nd - 8:11 GMT

Lol, I remember this post. Girls are just jealous :P

3 days - 10,641v

Posted Jan 2nd - 21:12 GMT

lol! There isn't anything or any reason why a girl should be jealous at a guy. lol!

There is no reason for a guy to be jealous at a girl either. :P We both have our likes and the things we loathe most. That was a very surprsing comment.

I would describe more of what I mean, but then it would get all awkward. lol lets just leave it at what I said above and we can say more later on, I guess.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 26,046v

Posted Jan 3rd - 3:21 GMT

You're just mad because you can't prove it :)

*(He's in the begonias!)(I Got Swagger)* (ColonelChamberlain)

3 days - 10,641v

Posted Jan 3rd - 3:39 GMT

I ain't mad lol! And prove what?

Both guys and girls have there moments ( guys can be very confusing at times ) ( girls just have an attitude and can be highly annoying )

I don't have a problem admitting that, thats for sure! lol! XD

Some of these comments prove what I just said!

(CSM)(Tempestshock) (CavComm)

5 days - 17,918v

Posted Jan 3rd - 6:27 GMT

Please, Chamberlain, back off a bit–lol. My comment and Yoshi's were jokes. I'm noticing you're taking things a little too personally, justifying yourself for something utterly unnecessary. (We know we are different . . . so let's not get into an awkward conversation and try to manipulate comments to prove it :P)

Eric

5 days - 12,166v

Posted Jan 3rd - 11:28 GMT

Im gonna show this to my Mom. Nah jking, i wanna live to have kids... -_-

Killerdude (ericlujan)

3 hours - 222v

Posted Jan 3rd - 22:13 GMT

Whoops, wrong account.

*(He's in the begonias!)(I Got Swagger)* (ColonelChamberlain)

5 days - 17,918v

Posted Jan 3rd - 22:15 GMT

I want to show this to my sister now >:D

3 days - 10,641v

Posted Jan 3rd - 23:17 GMT

lol!

*(He's in the begonias!)(I Got Swagger)* (ColonelChamberlain)

3 days - 10,641v

Posted Jan 3rd - 21:55 GMT

lol! Eric I know. I was joking as well. I wouldn't say anything like that here. :P XD

*(He's in the begonias!)(I Got Swagger)* (ColonelChamberlain)

5 days - 17,918v

Posted Jan 8th - 4:39 GMT

To those who say that girls are, "a sum of money and time," I think it's reasonable to conclude that girls are actually, "a product of time and money." Lol :P A sum doesn't sound right, haha.

3 days - 10,641v

Posted Jan 8th - 5:13 GMT

lol I have to agree with that. :P XD

*(He's in the begonias!)(I Got Swagger)* (ColonelChamberlain)

5 days - 17,763v

Posted Jan 8th - 20:51 GMT

Since this is a humor forum, I suppose I can post that That's What She Said.

3 days - 10,641v

Posted Jan 8th - 23:55 GMT

LOL! XD

5 days - 17,918v

Posted Jan 9th - 8:40 GMT

I don't get it O.O

Which comment did you reply to, Ender?

*(He's in the begonias!)(I Got Swagger)* (ColonelChamberlain)

5 days - 17,763v

Posted Jan 10th - 3:40 GMT

I replied to yours.

Ahem, time and money? Girls are children? How do you get children via money? *coughcough*

3 days - 10,641v

Posted Jan 10th - 3:50 GMT

@Ender: The guys act like children while girls act like preppy b******.

Sorry about that, but I have to agree with that. I HATE that! I loathe it highly!

Guys just do the most dumbest stuff and then some how your friends with them. 0_o

Thats how it is here anyway. Everyone's like that here where, the girls go and brag while the guys act as if they have swag. ( I know I rhymed. My friends and I made it up lol. )

Although, it can be switched somehow which is weird. Im not the bragging type and if anything I always keep my mouth shut unless something concerns me. Im a quiet child I am, but when im with my friends they could all say differently and say im special.

lol I love my friends. There awesome. :)

*(He's in the begonias!)(I Got Swagger)* (ColonelChamberlain)

5 days - 17,763v

Posted Jan 10th - 21:43 GMT

Stereotypically, guys are dumb.

Stereotypically, girls are gossipy.

Stereotypically, guys are tough.

Stereotypically, girls are feely.

Stereotypically, guys like either football or computers.

Stereotypically, girls like either cheerleading or romance books (think Twilight).

I would say that a lot of the guys here act dumb.

I would say that a lot of the girls here act emotional.

But not all of them.

I was explaining my that's what she said when I was *ahem*ing.

3 days - 10,641v

Posted Jan 12th - 21:29 GMT

Yes, I agree, girls are gossipy. Not me I hate it.

Girls are feely? wtf does that mean? lol!

Yes, girls like cheerleading, but now more are into basketball and cheering for the guys. And Twilight... don't judge Twilight, ok?

Twilight is awesome. You can't judge it unless you seen it, and if you seen it, you still can't judge it. lol!

Yes, girls do act emotional on here. Not me that drives me crazy when people say that.

Girls on here do it because, they think they can go out with someone real quick on here with some guy who is dumb and who will leave them for someone else in 13 seconds.

Yes, Mars has some retarted issues. I wish things that wouldn't happen.

*(He's in the begonias!)(I Got Swagger)* (ColonelChamberlain)

5 days - 17,763v

Posted Jan 12th - 21:34 GMT

*judges Twilight*

3 days - 10,641v

Posted Jan 12th - 21:41 GMT

@Ender:.... your mean! lol!

(TCC) ACC (pocketMAD)

2 days - 10,480v

Posted Jan 9th - 14:48 GMT

That's what she said.

*(He's in the begonias!)(I Got Swagger)* (ColonelChamberlain)

3 days - 10,641v

Posted Jan 10th - 0:47 GMT

Probably mine since, that's what I said. lmao!

Ignis Immortalis (Bob_)

2 days - 6,222v

Posted Jan 24th - 4:22 GMT

Do I have to have a diatribe against Twilight? I really am in a good mood, so I don't feel like it. I have a question... Are the really hot girls evil?

*(He's in the begonias!)(I Got Swagger)* (ColonelChamberlain)

3 days - 10,641v

Posted Jan 27th - 22:13 GMT

lol! Ummm who are you asking? I thought all guys thought girls were evil. Typical guy thing, you know?

But, yeah. There are people like that and by people I mean stuck up snobs who only care about how they look and feel they need to comment on everything everyone else wears. Seriously people grow up!

No wonder emo people hate society! lol I have no idea. :P