STAY AWAY!

1 week - 23,750v

Posted 2011/04/08 - 18:53 GMT

Well, the insult dosn't have to be that long - usually people confine it like this:

Ender, there are some people like you I tolerate. Most of 'em have kicked the bucket.

(C.I.C.B.) There's good real estate on Mars (pocketMAD)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/04/08 - 21:12 GMT

Ok, ok, fine. I'w twy not to make it too hawd fow Tiggew. Oh...poow Tiggew. Doesn't know what I'm talking about...aww...how CUTE!

4 days - 12,819v

Posted 2011/04/08 - 22:30 GMT

What did you say, Ender? I was looking at a rock waiting it to do something because it's more entertaining then reading your excruciating comments of boredom.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/04/08 - 23:09 GMT

You're one to talk.

1 week - 23,750v

Posted 2011/04/09 - 0:24 GMT

Aw, c'mon Yoshi! It's not HIS faul he socially awkward and woefully incompetant. If I was you, I'd take a look at yo'self. Is that... dandruff?!

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/04/09 - 2:54 GMT

Hey everyone! Tigerstorm is such a terrible speller he can't spell yourself!

And...dandruff? I don't believe he knows what that is.

Guess where the dandruff is?

It's on YOU.

CrimsonPhantom12

1 day - 4,705v

Posted 2011/04/09 - 16:17 GMT

Dandruff? The best you could come up with? lol

If you had to insult someone, you insult them about whats on their head...

If you were so bright then how see how creative you can get.

Maybe a kid from kiddergarden could think of something imaginative

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/04/09 - 17:28 GMT

Ever heard of divergent thinking?

Kindergarteners are really good at it. Actually, they're the best. Better than college students. WAAAAAAY better. College were the worst they tested.

If that's the best you can do then maybe you should be in college for the divergent thinker YOU are.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/04/09 - 19:27 GMT

Yeah, but you would have to envy him because at least he CAN think.

1 week - 23,750v

Posted 2011/04/10 - 1:45 GMT

Look, I enjoyed spending time with y'all... when you guys were walking away.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/04/10 - 1:46 GMT

Oh, so you're saying that YOU can't think?

(C.I.C.B.) There's good real estate on Mars (pocketMAD)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/04/10 - 21:22 GMT

We were walking away because your feet smell so nice.~ Jeez, don't you ever take showers?

4 days - 12,819v

Posted 2011/04/10 - 23:28 GMT

Oh the snark mark. That's awesome because it's only being used by you.~

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/04/11 - 0:20 GMT

Was that an insult?

If so what a lame one. I'm so proud now.

You called me "awesome"!!!

1 week - 23,750v

Posted 2011/04/11 - 0:57 GMT

I can't believe this... we need App! These insults are sub-par, like you skills with the opposite gender....

AppleSky

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/04/11 - 2:40 GMT

My dear, dear, ignorant kittystorm, complementing my insulting expertise in the middle of war? You're losing your touch. . . . *Shakes head in disgust*

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/04/11 - 13:35 GMT

My skills with the opposite gender?

You doubt my psychological giftedness?

I have been studying "the opposite gender" and also "the same gender I am" since I went to preschool.
Whenever anyone in school needs help they ask me.

I won't give YOU help, because YOU don't deserve a partner.

Your intellect does not even qualify you as a human.

1 week - 23,750v

Posted 2011/04/11 - 15:39 GMT

Well, if it buys back the services of mine own incestful cousin, I'm all for it... ;)

1 week - 23,750v

Posted 2011/04/11 - 15:41 GMT

Ender's so long-winded, he could power a hot-air balloon for a month.

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/04/11 - 20:21 GMT

My, my, another insult war?

And I thought you were mature. Tch, tch.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/04/11 - 22:32 GMT

"Tch Tch"? Is that a cricket?

Oaky, your life is as significant to the space-time continuum as a cricket.

Therefore I can't hear you.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/04/12 - 0:25 GMT

Who are you to be blabbering about space? You, sir, are a total waste of it.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/04/12 - 12:58 GMT

At school I am.

In the virtual world am not.

Well YOU'RE a waste of time.

1 week - 23,750v

Posted 2011/04/13 - 17:14 GMT

The nerve!

Ender, you never never EVER insult an old lady!

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/04/13 - 21:20 GMT

Well you're the expert on "old lady" Tigerstorm.

1 day - 2,223v

Posted 2011/04/24 - 19:51 GMT

I had a horrible nightmare last night, Ender. I dreamt I was you.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/04/24 - 19:54 GMT

You had a nightmare?

Huh, I didn't know you were alive.

Gee...I thought you were a zombie or something, the way YOU look.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/04/24 - 22:35 GMT

Ender, You might actually get something right if you would stop looking in that mirror of yours.

1 week - 23,750v

Posted 2011/04/24 - 23:08 GMT

Guys, guys, calm down. He can't help being an inbred ignoramus.

1 day - 2,223v

Posted 2011/04/25 - 0:24 GMT

I'd be surprised if you even know what that means, cat.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/04/25 - 0:34 GMT

Tiger, don't call yourself that. It's really obvious, and we don't appreciate being told obvious things, you know what I mean? *cracks knuckles*

1 week - 23,750v

Posted 2011/04/26 - 16:22 GMT

Ender, your purpose in life is to serve as a warning about mutation gone awry.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/04/26 - 21:32 GMT

Tigerstorm has Multiple Personality Disorder. Perhaps his other personality, created by himself, is named Ender?

I'm so honored Tigerstorm to have your other personality named after me, but please, don't call yourself ugly and mutated. If you hate yourself you hate others.

Are you feeling okay? Do you need therapy?

1 week - 23,750v

Posted 2011/04/28 - 18:39 GMT

Shameless flatterer....

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/04/28 - 22:06 GMT

I HAZ CAPS LOK. :DDDDDD

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/04/28 - 22:09 GMT

*ahem*

It seems...like someone...needs some...Ritalin...or...rather not XD.

I think you ought to lay off the caffeine.

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/04/28 - 22:23 GMT

AWW, BUTT EYE LIEK CASP LOOK.

EYE SINK UR A STUPID-HEAD.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/04/28 - 22:25 GMT

STOP SHOUTING!!!

Please...stop.

He needs to lay off the caffeine. tsk tsk.

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/04/28 - 22:28 GMT

WASSAT? I LEIK COCO AND CHOCLAT AND SUGARRRR AND CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYY.

AND SUGAR!

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!1121111111!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!LOLOL.

!

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/04/28 - 22:30 GMT

He's an idiot.

He doesn't get that this is THE INSULT WARZ!!!

*coughidiotcough**coughhypercough*

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/04/28 - 22:35 GMT

AND UR A CAKESNIFFER! SO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/04/28 - 22:38 GMT

Oh, guess who has terrible terrible SPELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGG.

You're a fail.

What else can you be.

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/04/28 - 22:40 GMT

AT LEAST I HAVE A FAIL. U ONLY GET A WIN. AND CHARLIE SHEEN WINS. SO HE IS STUPID. SO UR STUPID. SO HA!

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/04/28 - 22:44 GMT

Fail reasoning.

Yes, I am a win.

Oaky, you're a fail.

That's mathematically proven.

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/04/28 - 23:51 GMT

I'd like to see the math problem, Mr. Cakesniffer!

1 week - 23,750v

Posted 2011/04/30 - 13:58 GMT

What's a cakesniffer? If it means what I think it means, then don't let me near HIS house....

1 day - 2,223v

Posted 2011/04/30 - 17:00 GMT

At least he has a HOUSE, kitty. You should be jealous. How's that rock working out for ya?

(C.I.C.B.) There's good real estate on Mars (pocketMAD)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/05/01 - 2:29 GMT

At least he HAS a rock.

SOME people *coughibnhcough* may soon need to find some leaves...closest thing they get to any sort of cover. Including clothes. Gee, where'd you get the computer? Did ya steal it?

4 days - 12,819v

Posted 2011/05/02 - 22:06 GMT

You guys are more spoiled than a bitted apple that's been laying around for mililani.

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/05/03 - 2:19 GMT

Why, thank you.~

@Tiger, read A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Austere Academy to see what a Cakesniffer is.

BTW, you all are cakesniffers!

1 day - 2,223v

Posted 2011/05/04 - 0:08 GMT

Wow, Red...Is that all you can come up with? Tsk, tsk, I would expect more from you. Even algae come up with better insults than THAT! You really have lost your marbles now. Maybe put up some signs, to help you find them: WANTED: One Brain Cell Please Return To Acorn2oak2 ASAP! It's All I've Got.

P.S. What's with the new name? Honestly, first Oaky, and now "Red"? I'll give you a name, one that suits you perfectly. Hmm...how about...Brainless?

CrimsonPhantom12

1 day - 4,705v

Posted 2011/05/04 - 0:45 GMT

Tsk tsk... so naïve in your efforts to insult, much-less offend the person. I do recall this is an insult war, not a compliment war. To what do you really think is accomplished by this futile effort, this useless endeavor. Yield. Submit to he who brings upon this insult upon you.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/05/05 - 0:51 GMT

Yes, you're right CP. An insult is being brought upon us, but will we yield to you?

No, because YOU'RE the Insult.

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/05/05 - 2:30 GMT

Sure, Algae with brains as small as yours. How do you go out in public? At least I have grammar skills. Plus, with a name as stupid as yours, I wouldn't be talking. _InsertBetterNameHere_? Really? How hard is it to enter that in the username box every time you log in? Plus, my name is original.

Red, the one with the name that IS better than the one there.

CrimsonPhantom12

1 day - 4,705v

Posted 2011/05/05 - 20:01 GMT

Barkled, flea-bitten, marauding, caniving beezlebrute.

Or as Jack Sparrow would say "Yeasty cod-piece"

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/05/05 - 20:39 GMT

Ey, you're just naming off a few insults.

It's a lot more creatively satisfying if you make up your own based on what I said.

What a simpleton.

1 day - 2,223v

Posted 2011/05/06 - 0:17 GMT

Well said, Ender. I couldn't have described you better.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/05/06 - 20:53 GMT

Yes, I agree.

I completely agree with what you said.

You, IBNH, couldn't have described me better.

See, that's why you're stupid. As I most surely am not a simpleton.

1 day - 2,223v

Posted 2011/05/07 - 2:29 GMT

Stupid; I love that word! Whenever anyone says that, it just lights up a piece of my heart. By uttering a word like "stupid", it truly says something about the speaker. To call someone stupid is reflecting on yourself. Ender, that little brain cell of yours died of loneliness YEARS ago.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/05/07 - 21:22 GMT

One of my many brain cells died because it saw you and decided to take its chances with the devil.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/05/15 - 16:40 GMT

ONE of your brain cells? Knowing you, I would be surprised to learn that you had any at all.

1 week - 23,750v

Posted 2011/05/15 - 19:13 GMT

Come now, Yoshi! Let's not make him feel any worse than he already feels. It's not his fault he was born.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/05/15 - 22:32 GMT

Aww, Tigger...

I feel so sorry for you.

What trauma in your life caused such emotional outbursts to come from you? I think you need some therapy...

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/05/17 - 3:10 GMT

I am awesome, thus making everyone else obsolete.

WOO!

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/05/17 - 3:30 GMT

Aww...poor Oaky...he doesn't realize that "I think, therefore I am" and that he must not be.

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/05/17 - 5:03 GMT

If you were think, then I say cheese to the little man that smiles.

(ACC) AlexNB (AlexNB)

2 days - 6,410v

Posted 2011/05/17 - 18:01 GMT

^^ Major Technical Flaw ^^

Realization = thinking.

Just fyi. kthnxbai.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/05/17 - 21:19 GMT

Woo...that statement makes total sense...

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/05/20 - 3:37 GMT

Snark Mark!

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/05/20 - 20:33 GMT

Ok: Read this:

"He doesn't realize..."

What does he not do?

Realize.

And since he isn't realizing, it doesn't mean that he's thinking.

See?

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/05/20 - 20:35 GMT

Really Oaky?

Really?

Stating the obvious is a form of showing that you don't think anywhere past obvious.

And that weird link? Seriously? Is this your idea of a virus? Pshhh...I could easily make a better one!

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/05/25 - 23:35 GMT

I like see do better. Dummy-head.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/05/25 - 23:41 GMT

Make some sense, Oaky. Because right now, you make as much sense as factoring x^2 + 2x + 1.~

That was sarcasm, Oaky. You need the help.

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/05/25 - 23:46 GMT

CHAIR!

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/05/25 - 23:48 GMT

That's what your face should be used for, pretty as it is.~

Well Oaky, at least you told the truth in the popup...

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/05/25 - 23:54 GMT

YOU MADE THOSE LAST TWO!!! >:(

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/05/25 - 23:54 GMT

Excuse me? I think someone's gone LOCO!

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/05/25 - 23:55 GMT

SHADDUP YOU ****IN ****!!

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/05/25 - 23:57 GMT

Riiiiiight. You just used reverse psychology.

And since there's usually a reflection of the person themselves in the insult, thank you for describing yourself to us.

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/05/26 - 0:01 GMT

***************************************************** ************.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/05/26 - 0:03 GMT

Ohh! Guess what guess what guess what!!!

Oaky's an IDIOT!

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/05/26 - 0:06 GMT

*Twitch*

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/05/26 - 20:42 GMT

Really.

Yay!

Oaky can twitch. His brain actually works. I'm surprised.

cheezburger

5 days - 19,144v

Posted 2011/06/07 - 0:46 GMT

you are all fedex mother truckers.

hahahaa! ima evil person. :))))))

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/06/07 - 19:35 GMT

-_-'

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/06/07 - 20:28 GMT

That "tear"? That was brain fluid. Your last drop. You fool. But, I suppose, if you haven't any brain fluid, it's a given.

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/06/07 - 20:49 GMT

You aren't worth enough to insult.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/06/07 - 22:21 GMT

You are worth so much that if I bought you as a slave, the people would have to pay me money for buying you.

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/06/09 - 18:09 GMT

AEIOU. THEN Y.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/06/09 - 19:26 GMT

I'm sorry, you appear to be too stupid to think of any other insult than reciting the vowels to me. I would pity you, but you don't deserve it because you're too stupid to realize I'm pitying you.

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/06/12 - 17:48 GMT

MY NAME IS OAKY, YOU INSULENT LITTLE MEANIE.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/06/12 - 18:41 GMT

You misspelled "insolent", demonstrating your lack of intelligence.

cheezburger

5 days - 19,144v

Posted 2011/06/13 - 20:14 GMT

ha! lol your right! the n00b cant even spel insolent right. lawl. wata n00b. bad speller is iz. go tak a spellng test. you n0b

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/06/13 - 22:03 GMT

You are one to criticize spelling.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/06/13 - 22:20 GMT

Yoshi, be easy on him...

He's just a poor ignoramus who thinks he's better than others...

He needs Special Education Services at his school.

1 week - 29,792v

Posted 2011/06/18 - 10:14 GMT

Ender stop telling everyone that you need at school other than a gf.

1 week - 29,792v

Posted 2011/06/18 - 10:16 GMT

Yoshi put a tampon on and suck your fingers cause thats all the bang you gettin.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/06/18 - 22:19 GMT

Stryker, you know what? Whenever you say something along those lines I always think you're a girl...you must have your period on those times...

:P

1 week - 23,750v

Posted 2011/06/19 - 0:27 GMT

Ender...

If you really want to impress me, stay outta my sight for a week.

Oh, and if that WAS you who screwed with my post, you really should stay away. >.<

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/06/19 - 3:08 GMT

Technically you don't see me unless you live next to me as my neighbor, or you have my Skype, which is unlikely but possible.

Only you would be stupid enough not to realize it.

1 week - 29,792v

Posted 2011/06/19 - 8:06 GMT

Ender i would cut you in half but i dont want two of you around.

1 week - 29,792v

Posted 2011/06/19 - 8:08 GMT

Ender i would cut you in half but i dont want two of you around.

And tigerstorm, you got a perfect face, for chat rooms.

(C.I.C.B.) There's good real estate on Mars (pocketMAD)

1 week - 29,792v

Posted 2011/06/19 - 8:09 GMT

Ender i would cut you in half but i dont want two of you around.

And tigerstorm, you got a perfect face, for chat rooms.

4 days - 12,819v

Posted 2011/06/21 - 17:46 GMT

Haha! Who made that thing where if you go on this website and a message thingy pops up!

By the way, yoshi, an analogy of you and me is like my mom and her mother-in-law. And your the MIL.

1 week - 29,792v

Posted 2011/06/21 - 17:49 GMT

Pocketmad ur birth certificate is an apology from the birth control factory.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/06/21 - 22:36 GMT

Be easy on him Stryker...he can't help that his brain's like yours...

Namely...brain-damaged and stupid.

1 week - 29,792v

Posted 2011/06/22 - 4:56 GMT

Oh im sorry to offend you, Nice face, perfect for chat rooms anyways.

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/06/24 - 1:25 GMT

LOL Ender. You COMPLETELY forgot that Tigger forgot the VERY IMPORTANT "T" in "Fault"

Stupid Ender.

1 week - 29,792v

Posted 2011/06/27 - 17:00 GMT

Hey not his fault he's dumber than you oaky. He's just special, leave him alone. He's gonna finally listen to the truth if we keep telling him he's dumb.

1 week - 29,792v

Posted 2011/06/27 - 17:03 GMT

Hey nice costume Ender, it really looks scary and real life. Oh sorry you were born that way my bad, didnt know you were as ugly as much as oaky was dumb.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/06/27 - 18:41 GMT

You can't tell a costume from real life because you assume you're wearing a costume, but I know for sure you're not. You could never get that ugliness from a costume...

1 week - 29,792v

Posted 2011/06/29 - 3:33 GMT

I can tell your ugly when my computer fades out each time you look at you computer. Its either your wearing a costume or your just as ugly.

Oh yeah could i be you for halloween cause i think heck i know i will win the ugly contest.

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/06/30 - 1:07 GMT

Stryker

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/06/30 - 1:07 GMT

is

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/06/30 - 1:08 GMT

a

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/06/30 - 1:08 GMT

SUPER N00B!!!

(PS, 117 comments! YEEEHAWW!!!!!!!!!!!!)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/07/26 - 20:29 GMT

This comment is to corrupt Ender's wish.

P.S. Oaky, who are you calling a super noob? That would be like the pot calling the kettle black.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/07/27 - 4:11 GMT

Aw, Yoshi, let him alone. He's just trying to sound intelligent.

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/08/01 - 23:50 GMT

As if you actually had any emotions.

Much less pity, or compassion.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/02 - 1:59 GMT

Hmm...YOU'RE RIGHT!!! I have no pity for you, Oaky, your face makes it impossible.

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/08/02 - 16:16 GMT

My face?

Pshh..

BTW, if you ever wanted to see a horror movie, save your money and look in the mirror instead.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/02 - 16:32 GMT

Yes, your face is "Pshh". Do you know why?

When people see your face they think that "Pshhh, people with this face must not be very intelligent or they would get plastic surgery".

BTW Oaky...I know it was you.

HTML never lies... :)

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/08/02 - 16:39 GMT

Dang, you got the 123rd comment.

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So why don't you join all the thousands of happy peppy people and get a great big bottle of Vitameatavegamin tomorrow!

Thats Vita-meata-vegamin! *wink*

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/02 - 16:46 GMT

LOL!!!

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Then buy the all-new, totally awesome CHEVY FLYER!

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1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/08/02 - 16:48 GMT

*insert insulting offensive insult here.*

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/02 - 17:00 GMT

You would...

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/08/03 - 1:01 GMT

But you wouldn't, Ender. You don't have nerve enough to kill a mosquito.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/03 - 1:07 GMT

That's because the mosquito named "A" actually DESERVES to live, unlike you.

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/08/03 - 1:16 GMT

That makes no sense whatsoever. Like you.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/03 - 1:18 GMT

That is a result of your puny little brain being unable to comprehend the complexity of my brilliant ideas.

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/08/03 - 1:22 GMT

That is sooo o'er the lea.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/03 - 1:26 GMT

I think you misspelled "Princess Leia".

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/08/03 - 1:28 GMT

I meant Lea.

Look it up.

Geez.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/03 - 1:31 GMT

Oaky, you are a FAIL.

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/08/03 - 2:01 GMT

YOU are a fail.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/03 - 2:20 GMT

Yes, I'm a fail...AT FAILING.

You are a win...at FAILING.

1 week - 29,792v

Posted 2011/08/03 - 19:20 GMT

Hm oaky is that what your mom said when you were born?

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/08/03 - 21:30 GMT

Try saying something intelligent, next time, K?

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/03 - 22:50 GMT

Oaky, don't make fun. It's rude. Besides, he gets enough needling for his dreaded Face.

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/08/05 - 2:06 GMT

You're right..

I guess I shouldn't make fun of how incredibly stupid he is.. or how he is a gigantic noob.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/05 - 2:32 GMT

Yeah, that would be mean. You shouldn't insult Stryker for anything like that, or his over-developed emotional side.

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/08/05 - 2:39 GMT

Or his weirdness.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/05 - 2:59 GMT

Or anything of his, really.

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/08/17 - 19:13 GMT

But, this IS an insult post, so.....

STRYKER IS A NOOB!!

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/17 - 22:01 GMT

Yeah, that's right, but I think he might not be the King anymore, since ZOOM took over...

1 week - 23,750v

Posted 2011/08/19 - 17:48 GMT

Y'all don't pick on Ender... he can't help it if he can't muster the brainpower to put forth competant insults. He resorts to screwing with HTML.... and the inner workings of threads.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/20 - 1:04 GMT

*ahem* That wasn't me. Read the HTML.

Tigerstorm, I feel so sorry for your mother. She must be so ashamed to have such a son who resorts to pointing fingers at the wrong people when you could easily have figured out who it was.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/20 - 1:05 GMT

EHH? WAT U SAY TIGRSTOMR? I NO NOE WAT U SAY. WAT R U TRING 2 SAY? U MAEK NO SENS 2 ME.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/20 - 1:19 GMT

That's because your mind is so screwed up, it would take years to pull out all of the screws.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/20 - 2:31 GMT

WAT IZ A SCREW

10 hours - 2,090v

Posted 2011/08/20 - 20:49 GMT

youd know if you weren't doing one

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/20 - 22:24 GMT

Dogwalker, your brain should be fixed. Only a person with a broken mind could think something like that.

*My comment makes it very easy to insult me. Figure it out*

AJN_HawaiianDude_Cal

3 days - 12,434v

Posted 2011/08/21 - 2:33 GMT

Okay, so I'm not a big insulter person or anything... So instead of insulting everyone else, I'm insulting my sister :P (shes played sometimes).

Okay here goes: Maile, you are the most ignorant, stupid, annoying, (did I forget to mention stupid?) sister I have ever met. You are so rude to me, plus you kick me in the face for absolutely no reason. I'm nice enough not to hit you back, but I have always wanted to slap you in the face or knock a few teeth out (you know I could but I dont because of our parents :P). You are such an idiot and a jerk, who doesnt know anything, and you think you're cooler than me, but we all know that your "friends" dont really like you. You use your language to as advantage, but your punches and kicks dont really hurt. All bark but no bite. Idiot...

That's all folks! lol

P.S. Maile, you suck. (Aaah, now I feel better to get that out)

1 week - 23,750v

Posted 2011/08/21 - 19:01 GMT

You would know, Ender...

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/21 - 22:46 GMT

CONGRATULATIONS TO TIGERSTORM! HE HAS JUST COME UP WITH THE MOST OBVIOUS INSULT EVER!!!

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/21 - 23:02 GMT

Thou art an abominable trash eating pidgeon ender. Cant you come up with a retort thats less cliché? Is this "not obvious" enough for you?

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/22 - 0:05 GMT

...You say. You hypocrite.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/22 - 7:16 GMT

Ender Im so profoundly sorry. Had i known you were the way you are because you were left traumatised the day your pet stole a bar of chocolate from you, I would never have treated you in such an unacceptable manner.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/22 - 15:46 GMT

I haven't any pets.

You so dumb, you were stalking the wrong person.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/22 - 21:57 GMT

Ender I don't think you're in a very good position to call me dum considering your deficiency in grammar. "You so dum" GAGAGUGU! YOU HAZ TEH MOST WORSTEST GRAMMAR AND CONJUGATION I HAZ EVER SAW! Also werent you giving stalking lessons? Maybe I should sign up so I can learn from the guru of stalking...

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/22 - 23:26 GMT

Dude, your name is so long, it shoved your brain out of your head. Not that you originally had one...

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/23 - 0:57 GMT

You're one to talk, Pancakes. Your grammar and spelling are so bad I almost have a heart attack every time I look at one of your posts.

I pity you, Pancakes. You must have no brain. Only a brainless person would type like this.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/23 - 8:08 GMT

Ender would you mind growing a bit taller? I'm getting fed up with having to crouch down to hear what you're saying. Especially when what you're saying has no actual importance.
And that last retort about my grammar was just untrue, if you read any of my posts you would have difficulty finding any errors. Of course being able to read would help, Ender, then you might realise the posts who are written awfully are actually Yoshi's.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/23 - 8:29 GMT

Also i question your statement about my brain, Ender. Are you sure you have one yourself? I remember you saying once in a game that your favourite thing in the entire world was computers. You have to be truly brainless to fit into that criteria.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/23 - 14:30 GMT

How do you know that it's my favorite thing in the WORLD?

What's your favorite thing in the world, your bad use of English? I assume so, as you seem to use it religiously.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/23 - 18:30 GMT

wazzzaaattt ender?? i cant hear you! ur 2 short! speak up! come on dont be shy! speak up! i cant hear you!

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/23 - 18:48 GMT

Yeah, I'm short. And I'm cool with it. You don't seem to be so cool with your face though. I mean, wearing that shirt does take attention away from your face, but it's too ugly. Try a paper bag.

10 hours - 2,090v

Posted 2011/08/23 - 19:03 GMT

common ender, really got no life eh, you like have every other post on all these pssshaw threads.

try eharmony to find a nice guy.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/23 - 19:12 GMT

yay doggy! finally someone agrees with me about ender! :D also... shut up :P

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/23 - 21:57 GMT

I don't need eHarmony, I'm already going out with someone WITH NO DEFORMITIES and they are intelligent. But the way you are, you will be lucky to have a goldfish living with you as "just friends".

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/08/24 - 0:42 GMT

Pancakes, remove that RIDICULOUSLY LARGE NAME so I can ACTUALLY READ WHAT YOU ARE SAYING.

Not that I care, anyway.

THEpancakes is stupid enough. All the rest is overboard.

Doggy, I'm surprised you know what eHarmony is, let alone what anything is.

Cal, replace your sister's name with my sister's name, and BINGO!!

Thank you, for understanding how I feel.

Ender, I won't insult you. Wanna tag-team on Doggy and Breakfast? Oh, sorry, I meant Waffles.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/24 - 1:12 GMT

Wow, this post reeks of bad insults...

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/24 - 2:06 GMT

You reek of...ugh...

I accept Oaky's waffle...I mean invitation for breakfast.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/24 - 9:54 GMT

when u say waffles u wouldnt happen 2 b talking about me now would u my overly hairy friend...

10 hours - 2,090v

Posted 2011/08/24 - 15:00 GMT

Thanks a shitload ender and oaky (who are you anyways, ive never heard of you) for bending the rules & not insulting the person above you.

Pancakes, now we're 2 vs 2 with ender and that guy.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/24 - 15:15 GMT

@dogwalker: it doesn't say to insult the person above you. Only a simpleton such as you would overlook such a piece of information.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/24 - 19:31 GMT

Shut it Ender thou mangled mewling paunchy weedy villanous venomed pox-marked earth-vexing flap mouthed beef witted pignut

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/25 - 9:42 GMT

ender you dont need to waste your time saying insults... your mere presence on this thread is insulting. also i didnt use an insult generator for that last one, i just looked up lots of words.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/25 - 15:29 GMT

My presence is insulting to a lot of stupid people such as yourself, THEpancakes.

(Off-topic: I saw this Yo Mamma joke online: "Your mother is so fat the recursive function calculating her mass caused a stack overflow.")

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/25 - 18:48 GMT

Hey! >:( Breaking da rules! No Yo Mamma jokes! I demand that Ender be banned from this thread immediately!

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/25 - 19:39 GMT

I said it was off-topic. Only you wouldn't notice that.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/25 - 19:49 GMT

BAN HIM! BAN HIM! BAN HIM! BAN HIM! >:D Don't try to loophole the rules Ender, only clever people are allowed to do that.

10 hours - 2,090v

Posted 2011/08/25 - 20:58 GMT

So of course, I can bend the rules.

Because Im clever.

Heck yeah I am.

(Insult to anyone who deserves to be insulted: people dont dislike you because you're ugly. Don't get me wrong, you are frickin ugly, that's just not why people dislike you.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/25 - 21:02 GMT

THEpancakes: only clever people are allowed to bend the rules, like you said. /You/ certainly don't belong in that categ--

*poof*

*is banned*

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/08/25 - 22:23 GMT

Hey doggy, since when are we cursing?

Seriously.

On the home page of Humor America, it says "FAMILY FRIENDLY"

But of course, you're either dyslexic, really lazy, have a short attention span, or are so dumb that you can't read.

Probably all of those. Minus the dyslexia.

BTW, it's impossible to ban someone from HA. Only Aubrey (the creator of Plexpedia, which made this site possible, for all of you idiots,) can do that.

SO Ender, you can stop wasting time not insulting Breakfast and Doggy-Doo-Doo now.

:D

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/25 - 22:27 GMT

Oaky, only you would think there was a family friendly sign on the home page. If you could read, then you would not see one.

Pancakes, you should take that syrupy mush you call a brain out of your head and get a real one so that we can have some decent insults on this page.

Ender, only a lazy oaf like you would listen to someone like pancakes.

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/08/25 - 23:15 GMT

Lol.

1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/08/25 - 23:16 GMT

CHEESE.

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Posted 2011/08/25 - 23:16 GMT

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Posted 2011/08/25 - 23:20 GMT

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Posted 2011/08/25 - 23:22 GMT

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1 week - 24,769v

Posted 2011/08/25 - 23:23 GMT

!!!!!!

200TH COMMENT!

WOOOOOOOOOT!

(C.I.C.B.) There's good real estate on Mars (pocketMAD)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/08/26 - 3:04 GMT

@Yoshi:

"Welcome to Humor America, you are welcome to post and coomment on any funnies you wish here, as long as they are appropriate for all ages."

Only someone like you and Pancakes would not notice something like that.

@Oaky:

I was being sarcastic...you should notice something like that. Oh wait, you don't have the neurological capabilities to perform a feat such as that...

@Yoshi:

I was being sarcastic.

@Oaky:

Your face is cheese. Or should be cheese, the way it looks. I think you're counting down to the time you can rid yourself of it.

4 days - 12,819v

Posted 2011/08/30 - 23:34 GMT

You're all thim peeps

1 week - 29,792v

Posted 2011/09/09 - 5:25 GMT

Hey ender you wanna know the worst position to have a baby? Ask your mom your her 1st of 5 kids and learned what went wrong the first time. Well i would say 2 wrongs the position and u. Man look at that first day u were born and already u had 2 wrongs.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/09/09 - 20:25 GMT

I'm an only child...by my mother...

Today, I realized that Stryker is too stupid to be a stalker.

10 hours - 2,090v

Posted 2011/09/10 - 13:40 GMT

Biyoch.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/09/10 - 15:44 GMT

Really?

10 hours - 2,090v

Posted 2011/09/10 - 21:41 GMT

Really, luto et accusam.

1 week - 29,792v

Posted 2011/09/13 - 6:34 GMT

Obvious he's to stupid to say it in english...almost like you ender well other than ugly.

IBCF (ZAM)

1 day - 3,859v

Posted 2011/09/13 - 17:44 GMT

I can barely understand any of you, you are all to lazy or stupid, to spell properly or use proper grammar.

10 hours - 2,090v

Posted 2011/09/13 - 19:53 GMT

freakin latin freakin dude

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/09/13 - 20:42 GMT

I must agree with ZAM here. Most that post in this thread make terrible errors, almost indicating nothing between their ears...

5 days - 22,940v

Posted 2011/12/31 - 16:27 GMT

Look who's talkin.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/12/31 - 19:50 GMT

This is such a fatuous thread that I did not want to even comment. But, as your New Year's gift, I'd like to say this:

What you've all said are some of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever head. At no point, in your rambling incoherent responses, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this thread is now dumber for having read it and its comments.

May God have mercy on your souls.

Eric

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/12/31 - 23:48 GMT

I'm sure your Mom tells you you're intelligent, Eric. Would you like a popsicle?

5 days - 22,940v

Posted 2012/01/01 - 2:31 GMT

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/01/01 - 15:47 GMT

Well, this insult is pretty easy... PocketMAD, you are a psycho, it's pretty easy to realise that judging from your above comment.

5 days - 22,940v

Posted 2012/01/01 - 17:11 GMT

I guess people are so lazy and stupid, that they don't even bother reading my name.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/01/03 - 6:32 GMT

When I read your name, it looks like you're obsessed with pockets. Yeeeeepppppp, I probably wouldn't hang out with a guy like that.

5 days - 22,940v

Posted 2012/01/03 - 14:38 GMT

Wow. Looks who's talking, "cyber"man. You got any friends there?

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/01/03 - 23:05 GMT

I bet you have TONS of friends, pocketMAD. Tons of SERIAL KILLER friends.

5 days - 22,940v

Posted 2012/01/03 - 23:52 GMT

?(9_9)??

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/01/04 - 0:37 GMT

Is that what your face looks like?

Baggy eyes, no nose, weird sideways afro?

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/01/04 - 3:43 GMT

EDIT: Nvm, I'm not going to continue this discussion (most likely). I don't want people using what I say against me in the future :/

5 days - 22,940v

Posted 2012/01/04 - 14:42 GMT

What a great idea, eric.~ When you think a post about insults is insulting you, you hide it! Running away from problems!~

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/01/04 - 21:54 GMT

You're so dumb, pocketMAD, you don't know how to use the Snark Mark.

5 days - 22,940v

Posted 2012/01/05 - 3:00 GMT

Your so dumb, you don't realize that I am using the snark mark correctly.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/01/06 - 7:08 GMT

Yes I am (even though this post is designed for insults, you still got to be careful). What's your point and what's up with the snarkmark misusage o.O?

5 days - 22,940v

Posted 2012/01/06 - 14:45 GMT

Nice going on the closing up the argument, eric.

Running away from your mistakes.

~Cyberman

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/01/06 - 23:48 GMT

Hey, you know who else runs away from their mistakes?

You.

5 days - 22,940v

Posted 2012/01/07 - 1:51 GMT

What's that? I'm still looking at that rock. ;)

5 days - 22,940v

Posted 2012/01/08 - 17:07 GMT

Hehe did I win?

I see that all of you must be too scared to insult anymore. Wussies...

5 days - 22,940v

Posted 2012/01/17 - 6:01 GMT

I win! SUCK IT!

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/01/17 - 22:42 GMT

You're psychotic.

5 days - 22,940v

Posted 2012/01/17 - 23:39 GMT

Any proof for that?

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/01/17 - 23:46 GMT

No, because I'm psychotic.

5 days - 22,940v

Posted 2012/01/18 - 0:31 GMT

Wait. You just admitted you were crazy...

maybe the rock is more entertaining than you...

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/01/19 - 21:17 GMT

Does it confuse you that I admitted I was crazy?

Maybe you're like Edgar Allan Poe.

5 days - 22,940v

Posted 2012/01/19 - 23:34 GMT

Nevermind. The rock is starting to...do nothing.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/01/20 - 0:17 GMT

Oh! That's HORRIBLE!

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/01/20 - 23:41 GMT

You're horrible.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/01/21 - 1:47 GMT

Look who's talkin'.

5 days - 22,940v

Posted 2012/01/21 - 15:39 GMT

It's not ACC-Yoshi's fault for thinking he's all that. It's just territorial behavior. Unlike us, humans, ACC-YOshi has to havve his fun. :)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/01/21 - 23:02 GMT

Looks like you're the only human on this forum, pocketMAD.

I don't deserve to be called a human because I lost to Vijay and Robert.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/01/22 - 0:45 GMT

Both of you are oblivious to societal interaction, you torpid, obtuse, men; your lives will continue to dissipate as long as you remain in control of your infinitesimal mentality.

I refuse to continue having a battle of wits with unarmed people, not because I am scared, but rather you are not worth my patience or time.

Eric

5 days - 22,940v

Posted 2012/01/22 - 1:13 GMT

Oh hey! The one who gave up on Mars! What did you say?

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/01/22 - 2:59 GMT

This isn't Mars last I checked. (I did not give up on Mars; I am merely taking a short break.)

ArchDuke (Bob_)

3 days - 8,268v

Posted 2012/01/24 - 4:20 GMT

I abhor you. Need I say more?

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/01/24 - 15:51 GMT

I abhore your face. I do need to say more because you probably won't understand it until the fift time I repeat it.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/01/24 - 21:23 GMT

Pancakes can't read.

5 days - 22,940v

Posted 2012/01/24 - 23:07 GMT

Wow! You wrote something!

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/01/25 - 22:02 GMT

What an achievement!...for you.

ArchDuke (Bob_)

3 days - 8,268v

Posted 2012/01/27 - 2:00 GMT

Pancakes, you are quiet right. Due to your idiocy, I don't know what "Fift" means. Stop being such a fool, and learn to spell.

5 days - 22,940v

Posted 2012/01/27 - 3:14 GMT

Pssh what a n00b.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/01/28 - 2:56 GMT

You're one to call someone a noob.

5 days - 22,940v

Posted 2012/01/28 - 4:04 GMT

I am one whom is calling someone a n00b.

Good observation, yoshi.

You want a cookie? Do ya, boy? Do ya!?

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/01/28 - 5:04 GMT

who* not whom.

Learn to spell, noob :P

5 days - 22,940v

Posted 2012/01/28 - 18:56 GMT

Really? ":P"

Is that nesscessary?

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/01/28 - 21:35 GMT

necessary* not nesscessary.

Learn to spell, noob :P

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/01/30 - 2:48 GMT

Learn to punctuate, noob.

5 days - 22,940v

Posted 2012/01/30 - 2:54 GMT

Learn to get a life, n00b.

Shaychi

6 days - 26,259v

Posted 2012/01/30 - 3:35 GMT

No YOU get a life n00b!

5 days - 22,940v

Posted 2012/01/30 - 4:12 GMT

Haha you are what you say others are.

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/01/31 - 22:01 GMT

A life? Cool! Where can I download one of those AND GIVE IT TO YOU?

5 days - 22,940v

Posted 2012/02/01 - 0:22 GMT

Right after you find one!

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/02/01 - 21:09 GMT

All I want to do is give a life to you.

I already have one.